We here at Stud Running Back put a lot of stock in player names. Chalk it up to superstition, or too many psychedelic drugs in our twenties. Whatever the case, we believe fantasy gold can be culled from a baller’s moniker.
Here’s our 2009 All-Name Team. Draft this bunch and prepare to dominate.
QB 1 – Drew Brees – Dissecting defenses is a breeze for Drew.
QB 2 – Matt Cassel – Ever try to storm a castle? It’s a bitch.
RB 1 – Matt Forte – His forte is running to daylight.
RB 2 – Knowshon Moreno – The guy knows how to get into the endzone.
RB 3 – Tim Hightower – Tim stands tall, just like a high tower.
RB 4 – LeSean McCoy – He’s the real McCoy.
WR 1 – Anquan Boldin – You gotta be bold to make it in the NFL.
WR 2 – Dwayne Bowe – This bow is taking aim at cornerbacks.
WR 3 – Eddie Royal – C’mon! He’s royalty.
WR 4 – Steve Breaston – Who doesn’t like breasts?
TE 1 – Chris Cooley – Never loses his cool.
TE 2 – Brent Celek – His name rhymes with Tom Selleck. Tom Selleck was Magnum P.I. Too easy.