Dwayne Bowe Continues to Troll Browns Fans

dwayne-bowe-brownsDwayne Bowe, who allegedly plays for the Cleveland Browns even though he hasn’t seen the practice field since August 5th, is a confident man. The Browns offense has looked abysmal thus far in the preseason, and “Top 5 Quarterback” Josh McCown’s two interceptions against Buffalo last Thursday night didn’t do much to ease fans’ concerns.

However, none of this bothers Bowe in the least. In a recent interview with the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Bowe uttered the following gem:

When Week 1 comes around, we’re going to show a lot of doubters how a high-powered offense really moves.”

Something tells me the likes of Brian Hartline, Andrew Hawkins, and Gary Barnidge aren’t instilling fear in defensive coordinators. Quick reminder: Bowe scored zero touchdowns last season and has 13 total scores since 2011. Probably not the best guy to be speaking about “high-powered” offenses.


Browns Fans React Favorably to Trent Richardson Trade

So long, bitches.

It took the Cleveland Browns two weeks to give up on the 2013 season and go all in on the Teddy Bridgewater sweepstakes. Gotta respect the front office for recognizing a turd is a turd. Brandon Weeden sucks. Their best wide receiver is a head case. The head coach has a strong aversion to calling runs. So, shipping the always plodding, never healthy Trent Richardson to Indy in exchange for a first-round pick just makes sense. Best of all, Cleveland fan is completely on board with the decision.